You will be wasting your money. Its best absorption rate would be to take it as it is prescribed, swallow it.
You Die
you die
you die...
pain
Nothing happens
You can get chemical burns along your throat and stomach if you swallow lye.
You burp bubbles
It depends on how much you swallow. If it is a large amount, you could get diarrhea and/or vomit.
Mold grows in your tummy
This too will pass.
go ro the hospital