You will be wasting your money. Its best absorption rate would be to take it as it is prescribed, swallow it.
Nothing happens
you die
pain
You Die
you die...
You can get chemical burns along your throat and stomach if you swallow lye.
You burp bubbles
It depends on how much you swallow. If it is a large amount, you could get diarrhea and/or vomit.
This too will pass.
Your ink drys out.
You'll choke and die