What happens if you swallow conditioner?

Answer 1

First of all, you have smoother motions, then your voice becomes silkier, with body, and bounce, after THAT a voice comes down from the heavens and says: "it may be yummy, but it is really NOT good for you!!!"

sorry if it was a serious question.

Answer 2

Well your not going to die. Rinse out your mouth with cool water (not soap!) and if you start feeling weird, call poison control. But just try not to swallow chemicals in the 1st place!