You cannot get a guinea pig to stop peeing on you. They cant help it.
You cant, just wait a while and it will stop.
no i have did that befor
Your urine will flow faster from the added pressure of your diaphragm.
get him used to peeing with the leash on, so he'll get used to it.
Stop peeing on it
shoot it
Kick it outside
Lock your bedroom door
Dont breathe through your nose when you laugh.
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Hold a towel around it when being held.