Oh, my friend, let's focus on the beauty of nature instead. Remember to take your time and appreciate the small moments in life. Let's paint a happy little tree together and let go of any worries about records or speed. Just breathe, relax, and enjoy the present moment.
Oh, dude, you're really asking about the shortest urination record? Well, technically, the shortest urination on record is probably just a quick splash and dash, like a couple of seconds. But seriously, why are we even talking about this? Let's aim for more meaningful conversations, like, I don't know, the longest yawn or something.
The shortest human on record was Gul Mohammed from India, who stood at 1 foot 10 inches (57 cm) tall.
Noah Riffe took a 36.10 second shower, Oh woah this is from 7 years ago...
Emily Standard is the shortest person in Mississippi.
Evan Michels holds the record for the longest urination time for the 2008-2010 time period. Begining time of urination was 11:32:00. End time was 11:37:07.
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Santino Marella holds the record for shortest time spent in a Royal Rumble match, lasting only 1.9 seconds in the 2009 Royal Rumble.
The world's shortest person was Ping-Ping he was born in China he was 2ft AND 5 in tall. He died March 3 2010 at the age of 21.
There is no record kept of low cumulative scores on the 33 levels. But many of the solutions are known to be the shortest ones possible. (see related question)
£100 summary fine which will be recorded as a charge of Indecent behaviour for 5 years on your record then will become spent.
The difference between constant urination and frequent urination is that with constant urination one is always feeling the need to urinate. With frequent urination one needs to urinate often but not all the time.
The shortest man alive is 26 inches (2 feet and 2 inches).The shortest man in history, deemed by Guinness, is Chandra Bahadur Dani. He was 72 years old in 2012 and measured 21.5 inches tall, taking the record from the former shortest man, who measured 22 inches tall.
Welsh composer Peter Reynolds. In 1993 his Opera The Sands of Time was recognised by the Guinness Book of Records as a world record for the world's shortest opera at 3 minutes and 34 seconds. ...It includes all the component parts of an opera - overture, introductory chorus, arias and recitative.