I would say it is okay until they are four!
Well it depends on how you look at it. No it really isn't unless one of you is at a point where they can't take care of themselves.
If both of you are older than 5 years of age, then no.
Your migjt die
Tell them you'll bye the beef jerky
No.
NO!
Yes, you can certainly take a bath or shower if you have fifth disease. If you're feeling fever and chills, make sure to keep the temperature moderate so you aren't chilled or overheated.
Take a shower or a bath
You can take a shower if you have Chlamydia.
To take a shower is US English; to have a shower is UK English.So they are both correct.
Well most little kids do this so they wont either drown or slip and injure themselves.
Simply "I'm going to shower." would work. Have a shower makes more sense. It is hard to take a shower. If you take a shower any place, you just have a bucket of water. However, "take a shower" is the common way of saying it, and is considered correct.
no you should be fine.. as long as none of the fecal matter is in the bathtub or shower when you get in you should be ok.. if you are still concerned just rinse the shower or tub out before you get in next time but i think you should be ok because fecal disease is spread through direct contact with your bodily fluids as long as your not rolling in it i believe you should be fine
You say to them hey take a shower with me :p