How you change your dominate eye?

Answer 1

I have heard many methods of doing this. The best is as follows:

1. Prepare a clean ice cream scooper. This will need to be germ-free to stop infection.

2. Go to a sink, and lean over it.

3. Proceed to scoop your undominant eye out. We take this one out first so you have better vision when you take your second eye out.

4. Place eye in a bowl, and remove dominant eye.

5. Place in opposite socket, and then put your undominant eye in it's opposite socket.

Congratulations, your dominant eye is now on a different side!

P.S. It helps to have emergency paramedics standing by.