If the people in it were complete opposites that would be an oxymoron.
George Carlin referred to "military intelligence" as an oxymoron in one of his comedy performances.
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I've heard it said that an oxymoron is still moronic!
The term 'jumbo shrimp' is an example of an oxymoron. The term 'military intelligence' is not a true oxymoron, but it seems that way sometimes. He was not the first veterinarian to discover that a 'small elephant' was an oxymoron.
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Oxymoron.
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Just look to the Rolling Stones lyric.
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Use your shovel to describe a six foot circle. How would you describe yourself?
An oxymoron is a figure of speech in which opposite or contradictory ideas or terms are combined eg thunderous silence, sweet sorrow. There is an abundant lack of volunteers for this job.