George Carlin referred to "military intelligence" as an oxymoron in one of his comedy performances.
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I've heard it said that an oxymoron is still moronic!
The term 'jumbo shrimp' is an example of an oxymoron. The term 'military intelligence' is not a true oxymoron, but it seems that way sometimes. He was not the first veterinarian to discover that a 'small elephant' was an oxymoron.
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You can use "near" as an adverb to describe the proximity or closeness of something. For example, "The store is near the park," or "I am getting near to finishing my work."
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The phrase "wise fool" is an oxymoron that conveys the idea of someone who may have knowledge or intelligence, but lacks common sense or makes foolish decisions. It can be used to describe a person who appears intelligent but acts foolishly in their choices or behaviors.
Just look to the Rolling Stones lyric.
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An oxymoron is a figure of speech in which opposite or contradictory ideas or terms are combined eg thunderous silence, sweet sorrow. There is an abundant lack of volunteers for this job.