No you can't get feces its not possible
A foul odor & a bad taste in your mouth, followed by gagging. You should leave the area immediately and contact appropriate cleanup personnel.
yes
All sort of deformities and diseases can occur at which could cause a person to "not have a butt" in the normal sense.For instance, an infant may be born without a functioning anus. This can be repaired with a series of surgeries during which time the baby initially excretes feces through a surgically installed colostomy. Was that baby born without a butt?It is possible to not have a conventional butt, but it is impossible to live without a way to remove feces from the body.
No you can't its not possible
It sounds like worms. If it is your feces, you should consult a Doctor as soon as possible.
no because you poo
If you do not clean yourself out, feces will probably come out.
Yes it is possible for birds to cause lung disease. It isn't right from the bird it is from the feces. Aspergillosis is a lung infection that comes from the Aspergillus fungus. Bat guano (feces) can also cause Aspergillosis. It is not a common problem but it is possible. Keep the bird(s) area clean from feces.
Nope
To survive anything is possible, there is no reference whether it has been proven
Nor so recorded to my knowledge, but it was possible.