How do you know if someone attempted to kidnap you?

Answer 1

If you were the target of a kidnapping, there a few distinct signs that can make it obvious to you:

If someone invited you to a raging house party in another state - kidnapper.

If someone opened a potato bag and asked you to crawl inside for a moment - kidnapper.

If someone was inside your house uninvited and you noticed them try to grab you while you were sleeping - attempted kidnapping

If they have a van - kidnapper

If he's a man - kidnapper

If he's been hitting on your nine-year-old sister for the past 10 minutes - kidnapper.

If you're in New Jersey - consider yourself kidnapped.

None of these apply if you are over 21. By that age, you should be more open-minded. Just go along with it.