How do you hogtie yourself?

Answer 1

Essentially, a "hogtie" is tying a person's ankles together, then tying their hands behind their back, and finally pulling the legs back as close to the wrists as possible and tying them to each other. I recommend cotton rope, 1/4" to 1/2" thick, or braided (not twisted) nylon rope of the same size.

Tie your ankles together, then tie rope around each wrist, leaving two or three feet of rope hanging. (Always wrap ropes around ankles and wrists at least three times to spread the pressure out.) Thread each rope through the wrapped rope around the other wrist -- don't tie it yet!

Pass the rope from one of your wrists between your ankles, then bend your legs back, pull the rope up and tie it to the rope around your other wrist. (I recommend a reef knot, also known as a square knot.) Of course, you will be able to get out of this, but at least you'll know what it feels like.

One warning: if the ropes around your wrists or ankles are too tight, you can cut of the circulation of blood to your hands or feet. If they start to tingle, feel numb, or feel colder than the rest of your body, loosen the rope. Enjoy!

Answer 2

Well, honey, first you gotta have some flexible limbs and a good amount of determination. Then, you just twist and contort yourself into a pretzel until you can reach your own ankles. Finally, grab some rope and tie those suckers together behind your back. Voila, you've hogtied yourself! Just make sure you have a plan to untie yourself, unless you're into that kind of thing.

Answer 3

Hogtying oneself is a complex and potentially dangerous maneuver that should not be attempted without proper training and supervision. To hogtie oneself, one would typically need to secure their hands and feet together behind their back using a series of knots, such as a cinch knot or a square knot. It is crucial to ensure that the knots are tied securely but not too tightly to avoid injury or cutting off circulation. It is highly recommended to seek guidance from a professional with experience in restraint techniques before attempting to hogtie oneself.

Answer 4

Before you start, arrange to have several 10 foot lengths of 1/4 inch rope within easy reach and untangled. Sit on his back as if you're going to give him a back rub. Then pull his arms back on top of your knees still holding onto his wrists. Lean back and cross your ankles over the back of his neck. His arms above the elbows should be secured by your legs. This is called a "Lotus Lock". It can hurt so make sure that you are not too big or strong relative to your boyfriend and the strength of his back - use good judgement.

Leaning back, squeeze gently with your legs to bring his wrists together on your stomach. Tie his wrists together by wrapping the rope around both of them at least 8 times, and then crossing the rope ends and wrapping them a few times around the rope and between his wrists to cinch the tie, and then tie the loose ends together.

Next, extract yourself out from under his arms and tie a shoulder harness with another piece of rope. You can tie his elbows together at the same time. Try to design it so that pressure is evenly distributed over lots of skin area - but all on the shoulders and none on his neck. If ropes cut into the skin anywhere it won't be fun.

Then cross his ankles and wrap rope around them lots of times. Again, you want to make sure that forces are evenly distributed across lots of skin area. Then connect the ankle ropes to the shoulder harness to stretch him back a bit and make his hips thrust out a bit. You may tie his ankles to his wrists too, but if you allow the legs to put strain on his wrists you will only have about 5-10 minutes before his wrists will start hurting and it won't be fun anymore. Secure but comfortable is the key.

If you think you're not getting it quite right, it's better to back up and try again than to continue on with a tie that's either not secure enough or potentially uncomfortable. Competence is sooo sexy.

When you're done you can then roll him on his side for better access. Good luck, and may all guys be as lucky as your boyfriend.