Dont make fun, but I do this all the time, I pee staring over toilet( you just take pants completely off and put right foot on right side of toilet seat and same with left on left side then pee) I pee through funnel, I hand stand pee in shower you just do handstand in shower then pee, I boy pee ! I pee crisscross cross applesauce I pee on chest I pee on hair. For good pissing sites, go to pissingpussies.com sure ya!
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sitting:
we pull our pants down, we sit on the toilet and just go
standing:
we pull our pants down, stand over or in front of the toilet, hold open the labia (lips), and go
well, i have a few questions to start with?
1. are you a woman or a man? because if your a woman #concerned....
2. if your a man, why do you care? like honestly... #getalife
3. are you currently getting laid? cuz im thinking not....
alright so anyways, we have this thing called a vagina and its got 2 holes. ones for peeing ones for sex. obviously if your not getting laid, you havent seen them. well when we have to pee, our bladder loses control and the golden ( unless your well hydrated and then its a light yellow) faucet runs free until your bladder shuts it off
if your gay... good question! i get your confusion! but still... why do you care?
#menthesedays....
#stillprobsnotgettinglaid...besuretowashyourhandsafter...