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I'm so old that Noah and I were shipmates together.

I'm so old that Moses and I were foot soldiers together.

I'm so old that Edison consulted me about music.

If women ruled the world we all would still be living in caves but we would have curtains hanging in the entrance.

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Why do old men wear their glasses at the beach? Because they can't sea without them! Why did the old man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make a little spending money!

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