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He is still working on loving himself and forgeting the fact he couldn't kill Harry, and he thinks that steeling random shampos will help with his traumatic past.

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he has a dandruff problem.

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11y ago
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He actually uses it to make his bald head shine and the way to get him to stop is walk into the basement where the water pipes are. Smack his underwear 15 times against them until a cosmic cat comes and rips off the water pipe. Mix mayo and ketchup then pour it in and tape it back together with coca cola. As voldemort steps into the shower leave a trail of girl scout cookies to the toilet. As he eats the toilet vote for obama. An earthquake will happen causing mayo and ketchup to dance in a sombrero for 15 minutes. While hes distracted have hilter steal his Nutella. Voldemort will notice and chase after him. When voldemort comes back out of breath, get the vacuum and chase him out of your parents basement forever. Voldemort will move to Mexico to steal other peoples shampoo.

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4y ago
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Anonymous

4y ago
Btw if Obama doesn’t work vote for Trump, this is scientifically proven to work
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Anonymous

4y ago
Finally, I have answer :\ 

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