Okay this is pretty long...so:
Koboi. My dear Wing Commander,
While I realize that my first probation hearing is not due for four hundred years, I feel that it would be in the people's best interests to release me before then. After all, the humans are becoming more sophisticated daily and a genius such as my self will be needed to ensure that fairy technology remains superior to human technology. ---- Vinyaya. Dream on, Koboi. You're in prison. Accept it. ---- Koboi. I am sensing negative vibrations from you, Wing Commander. Do not be so quick to judge. People can change, surely you accept that. I admit that once I found the idea of being the planet's supreme power an attractive one, but who hasn't secretly nurtured the dream of wiping out humanity and utterly dominating one's own peers? I see now that this dream might be unacceptable to some narrowminded fairies, and I am prepared to swear on my pixie honor that should I be released I would not attempt to take over the world again. ---- Vinyaya. On your pixie honor? Wow. I'll send the transfer shuttle right over. ---- Koboi.I see now, Wing Commander, that you never had any intention of sending the transfer shuttle right over. In fact, you were being sarcastic. Mocking me from the safety of police plaza in Haven. I waited for three weeks before I realized that the shuttle was not coming for me. I packed my belongings so that I would be ready. Including my collection of model sea horses which I fashioned from chewed cardboard. My favorite sea horses, Twinky and Goodboy, were broken in the process. Twinky cries every night over his severed tail, and Goodboy does not look so dashing without his head. Your callousness leaves me no alternative but to place you on my revenge list. When I am finally free of this horrible place and elevated to my rightful position as queen of the world, you will take my place in this cell and I will send my troll minions to issue daily beatings with batons fashioned from sea horse tears. A fitting punishment, I am sure you agree.
taken from Artemis Fowl FanGathering
This code is gnomish the language all fairy people are supposed to be using in Artemis Fowl universe. There is the gnomish Alphabet in the book the "Artemis Fowl Files" (lol I'm an Artemis Fowl Nerd). Each symbol is a letter, it's really easy once you see it, I know the whole alphabet to talk with my friends and when the teachers see it they dont know what we're saying =D check the Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnommish
Don't underestimate your enemy or be too greedy?
If you're referring to the code then:
Original Version - "A message from Artemis Fowl.
Encrypted.
My dear newfound ally, if you have deciphered this code then you are of sufficient intelligence to aid me in my mission. You may have heard of the Fowl family and imagine this mission to be illegal or even dangerous. I promise you this is not the case.
All I ask is that you help me to keep my memories where they belong. In my head. There are certain forces at work that wish to deprive me of memories that are rightfully mine. These forces would wipe certain facts from my brain that are extremely important, not to mention valuable. Who are these forces? They are magical fairies known as the People. I know what you are thinking,
"This person, Artemis Fowl, has obviously lost his mind. Fairy people! He cannot honestly expect me to believe this nonsense".
It is an understandable reaction. Two years ago I would have reacted exactly the same way. But a lot can change in two years. I have seen greenskinned sprites fly under their own power. I have seen dwarfs use their cavernous mouths to dig tunnels. I have witnessed the healing power of elves, and touched the flank of a noble centaur. These creatures exist. Take my word for it.
But as powerful as these creatures are, they fear one thing: humans. We are the only creatures with the power to overthrow their underground society. Our numbers could subdue even magic. So the People have decided that it is too dangerous to have a human boy with fairy knowledge in his head. Soon they will mindwipe me, and this extraordinary information will disappear.
There is one way to stop this happening. I have entrusted a computer disk to a reprobate dwarf by the name of Mulch Diggums. The disk contains all my knowledge of fairy folk. Of course, the mind wipe will cause me to forget all about the dwarf and the disk. Diggums should bring the disk to me, but common criminals are not to be trusted.
I ask you to get a message to me. The message is simple. Six words only, "Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums." Wherever you see one of the faithful clutching this book, repeat those words. The message will spread like a virus across the world, eventually reaching my ears. I will act upon it, putting all my resources into locating the mysterious Mister Diggums. Once I find him, the disk will reactivate all my memories and the knowledge will be mine again. Do this for me and when I rule the world you shall be rewarded. Remember, "Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums."
Your new friend,
Artemis Fowl the Second."
New version - "One of the fairy people's most popular pastimes is a card game called "Bottoms Up". This game is almost the direct opposite of the human game, Poker.
In "Bottoms Up", the object is to end up with the least valuable hand possible.
There are four suits "Acorns Toads"; a weird shape known as "Splats" which is thought to be based on the shape a stinkworm would make if it were stepped on by a troll and of course bottoms, which gives the game its name.
Historians tell us that the curved "W" shapes which represent bottoms are actually supposed to represent ocean waves, but gamblers prefer to call them "Bottoms" and now the name has stuck.
If a player realizes that he is in danger of assembling a good hand, which is bad, he must trick his opponents into taking his valuable cards. The most valuable cards are a "Golden Acorn", a "King Toad", an "Eight Pointed Splat" and a "Mega Bottom".
There is also a hologrammed wild card which can be anything the holding player wishes it to be. If you are tricked into taking a wild card then you must get rid of it in the two next rounds or it freezes at its current value.
When playing "Bottoms Up" it is very important to hide any behaviour which might betray nervousness or glee. These behaviours are called "tells."
An elf's "tell" is to toy with his pointed ears, or their wings causing a downdraught, which is never a good idea in a card game.
Gnomes eat anything they can reach including insects and pieces of furniture, and dwarfs lose control of their internal gases. Once these gases build up past a certain point it becomes almost impossible to hold them in. So if you see a dwarf with red face it is a good bet that he has a very bad hand.
Which is good!
"
thirteen
When Artemis Fowl meditates, he sits in the lotus position with his eyes closed. In the book, Artemis Fowl and The Eternity Code this caused Foaly to think he was asleep in his cell.
Artemis fowl makes a super computer out of fairy gagets and Jon spiro stole it and butler dies . read to find out more
1.) Artemis Fowl 2.) Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident 3.) Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code 4.) Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception 5.) Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony 6.) Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox 7.) Artemis Fowl: The Atlantis Complex
Artemis Fowl The Artic Incident.
thirteen
no it is the 3rd book
a lot
Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!
'The Eternity Code' has 328 pages.
page 183
# Artemis Fowl # The Arctic Incident # The Eternity Code # The Opal Deception # The Lost Colony # The Time Paradox
The Time paradox,the first or the eternity code Iminbadshape says: I think it was The Lost Colony. I liked the eternity code. The lost colony hurt my brain.XD
When Artemis Fowl meditates, he sits in the lotus position with his eyes closed. In the book, Artemis Fowl and The Eternity Code this caused Foaly to think he was asleep in his cell.
It depends on what kind of person you are but generally more positive responses from Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code.
Artemis fowl makes a super computer out of fairy gagets and Jon spiro stole it and butler dies . read to find out more
1.) Artemis Fowl 2.) Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident 3.) Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code 4.) Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception 5.) Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony 6.) Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox 7.) Artemis Fowl: The Atlantis Complex