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Was Chuck Norris in a Friday the 13th movie?
No, Chuck Norris is scary enough.
Who should have died Bruce Lee or Chuck Noris?
in the movie chuck norris
In what movie does Chuck Norris get buried inside a vehicle and drive it out of the ground?
Lone Wolf McQuade
Can Chuck Norris be killed?
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
Can you die of seeing a Chuck Norris movie?
No but your eyes will explode from the AWSOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was Chuck Norris in a Friday the 13th movie?
No, Chuck Norris is scary enough.
What is Chuck Norris's favorite movie?
Chuck Norris doesn't watch movies, he makes them.
What is Chuck Norris's favorite movie?
Chuck Norris doesn't watch movies, he makes them.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite movie?
Chuck Norris doesn't watch movies, he makes them.
Who should have died Bruce Lee or Chuck Noris?
in the movie chuck norris
In what movie does Chuck Norris get buried inside a vehicle and drive it out of the ground?
Lone Wolf McQuade
Can Chuck Norris be killed?
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
Who is the pop star who made a movie this year?
Chuck Norris
Tell us something funny?
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
Can you die of seeing a Chuck Norris movie?
No but your eyes will explode from the AWSOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did Bruce Lee kill Chuck Norris?
no Bruce was assassinated (poisoned) but chuck would probably beat Bruce if he lived today
If Chuck Norris was in a movie what kind of movie would he be in a comedy a horror or a chick flick?
All of them!
