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How to say Chuck Norris in Spanish?
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Why did you say Chuck Norris could beat Jet Li and Jackie Chan?
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
What is chuck norris's favorite color?
Chuck Norris's favorite color is lavender. (Before you say anything about that, remember that Chuck Norris is listening.)
Can Chuck Norris make a circle with a right angle?
No because Chuck Norris has better things to do.
Who can say Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylala...?
Chuck Norris can.
What did Chuck Norris say when God said let there be light?
"I am chuck Norris"
What is Chuck Norris's favorite color?
Chuck Norris's favorite color is lavender. (Before you say anything about that, remember that Chuck Norris is listening.)
How to say Chuck Norris in Spanish?
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Why did you say Chuck Norris could beat Jet Li and Jackie Chan?
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
What is chuck norris's favorite color?
Chuck Norris's favorite color is lavender. (Before you say anything about that, remember that Chuck Norris is listening.)
Can Chuck Norris make a circle with a right angle?
No because Chuck Norris has better things to do.
Who can say Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylala...?
Chuck Norris can.
Who would win Kimbo Slice or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris. That's all I would have to say.
What is chucks favorite color?
Chuck Norris's favorite color is lavender. (Before you say anything about that, remember that Chuck Norris is listening.)
Who would win in a fight George Bush or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris would kill him before he could say "Nucular"
Is Chuck Norris as great as the people say?
No. Chuck Norris is just an average person, without superpowers or great acting abilities.
How do you say Chuck Norris in German?
How do you say "The Angel of Death" in German?
