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Has anybody ever beat up Chuck Norris before?
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
Who would win in a rap battle Chuck Norris or Bloom?
Um, Hello! Chuck Norris is the coolest dude to ever roam the earth! He would HAVE to win!
How to say Chuck Norris in Spanish?
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
What happens if you fight Chuck Norris?
Do you even need to ask. ChuckNorrisWillKickU ( He will RoundHouse Kick your face to be exact ) So dont get into a fight with Chuck Norris.AnswerThe answer to your question is unknown, as no one who has fought Chuck Norris has ever survived.The first thing to come to your head in a fight with Chuck Norris is his foot.
Why cant you ever find Chuck Norris?
chuck Norris finds you instead
Can Chuck Norris jump five miles?
If Chuck Norris ever hears about someone using "Can" with "Chuck Norris" in a sentence, He will surely be angry
Will Chuck Norris ever make another TV Series in the future?
chuck Norris turned 69 on March 10, 2009. The answer is no. Chuck Norris IS TV.
Has Chuck Norris ever been to China?
Yes, Chuck Norris lived in China for one year.
Has Chuck Norris ever shaven his beard?
No. Don't even think that way, soon you will be asking if Chuck Norris has ever lost a fight (the answer to that is a no).
Can Chuck Norris kill god?
No. That joke is old and wasn't ever funny Chuck Norris probably is god
If Chuck Norris had no cookies how many would he have?
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
Who would win in an ultimate smack down - Chuck Norris or Zombie Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris will beat Zombie Chuck Norris because zombies tend to be slower... yeahh... :D But Zombie Chuck Norris would take a greater punishment because he (it?) wouldn't feel pain. Unfourtuealy the world will end when Chuck Norris dies(if ever) so this fight is impossible.
Has anybody ever beat up Chuck Norris before?
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
Did Eminem ever loose a fight?
Only to Chuck Norris
Who knows all languages that ever existed?
Chuck Norris
Who was the coolest person to ever live?
Chuck Norris. Your Welcome.
