Who is Jesse perring?

Answer 1

The god of League of Legends.

He currently works as customer support for League of Legends.

One does not simply compare Jesse Perring to Chuck Norris.

Lore:

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron (toughest monster in-game) ragequits.

- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.

- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.

- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets (defense mechanisms) target themselves.

- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate (ability by champion), several people in Asia die.

- When Blitzcrank (Champion) uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.

- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.

- Guardian Angel armor (buff) is really Cloth Armor (buff) that Jesse Perring has touched.

- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow (ability by champion) to hit opponents in next week's game.

- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill (twelve kills) in a one-on-one game.

If you happen to be in a game with Jesse Perring, may he have mercy on your soul...