what
waiting in traffic
wasn't able to get out ot bed
Walt Disney broke into my house and told Mickey Mouse to beat me up
Walking to work takes a lot longer while my car is in the shop.
Wacking Off. Haha
winter storm made roads extremely dangerous
wasn't up on time
water main break
walrus in the road
wild boar attacked me
water flooded the basement or
washcloth stuck in the garbage disposal.
winter storm detained me
watching my favorite TV show
wasn't paying attention to the time
Was wishing that I could find Wally in Where's Wally.
Withheld
wrong directions
"World's Dumbest", you know that TV program? Watch for me on an upcoming episode!
woke up late
Well... the weather went wacky. You could also blame tardiness on what you are wearing. If you are speaking instead of writing, you could mimic Elmer Fudd and use an "R" excuse with a lisp.
Wlate...I am a writer, I should know. I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but if you think that my answer is wrong, then you should of answered it...DUDE
Woke in the morgue, naked and cold.
Well, i dont think i can tell you, the government swore me to secrecy. or we, my sister/brother and i accidentally squirted all the tooth paste out of the tube and we spent all morning trying to put it back!
What do you want from me? We both know I'm wasted.
Wasted last night
What can I say, I'm worthless.
i waited for the bus but it didn't come
Woke up under a table, they missed me at last call.
Wreck
Water leek
Weather
Weather, workmen in road, wheel fell of car, weakness, watch broken, water pipes burst, walking too slowly, weirdo stepped out in front of me, water pipes burst...
wounded
walled
weary
Wabbit hunting with Elmer.
Worst job ever!
Waiting for the bus / train / plane / taxi
waiting for/in...
traffic
line
the bathroom
et cetera
Wanderlust.
Wife! He's late as he couldn't leave his wife.
Woke up late
woke up late
wild boar in my path
wasn't feeling well
woke up late
wet the bed
watch was set wrong
wasted to much time on breakfast
wore bad clothes so had to go change
Water risen, could not cross river safely.
Woozy from car fumes inhaled during near fatal suicide attempt brought on by just thinking about coming to work today.
Woofers in teenager's stereo speakers blasted my equilibrium off balance, unsafe to drive.
Waffles... Mmhh... Want some? -I got butter and syrup here for you! (Oh wait, that's just a diversion AFTER the late arrival)
Walrus blocking driveway.
Wee Willy Winky was giving me the evil eye... what could I do?
Walnut tree fell across driveway.
Serious weather concerns (not here, but still serious...)
Wacky neighbor caused police to swarm, traffic jammed solid on my street.
Werewolves... it was on the News...
Wasps were in the car. Need I say more?
You really want me to come out of the house while there's a Tiger on the loose?
There is a (protected species) turtle under my car, and I can't get it out of there. Animal Control is on the way. I'll keep you posted, 'Bye.
I've been bitten by a Weasel and have to be checked for rabies.
A Whale has beached itself on my driveway. Get over here quick! (This only works if you have a false address on record)
A pack of Wolves is outside my door, and they sure look hungry.
Alarm clock problem and ailing child are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter a.
Illness, indigestion, injury, incarceration and interviewing for a job are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter i.
holiday trafficheadachehurricanehot water tank broke
Reasons for being late include alarm clock problem, ailing child, allergies and AAA changed flat tire. They begin with the letter a.
Parent ill, plane delayed, Porsche would not start and procrastinated are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter p.
Alarm clock problem and ailing child are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter a.
Illness, indigestion, injury, incarceration and interviewing for a job are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter i.
Auto accident and AAA changed my flat tire are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter a.
holiday trafficheadachehurricanehot water tank broke
Knee injury and kids were not ready are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter k.
Reasons for being late include alarm clock problem, ailing child, allergies and AAA changed flat tire. They begin with the letter a.
Kids were not ready is a reason for being late. It begins with the letter k.
killing time,knives needed sharpening,
Anxiety attack is a reason for being out late. Attempting a world record for the number of bars visited in one day.
Parent ill, plane delayed, Porsche would not start and procrastinated are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter p.
Family emergency, flat tire, forgot appointment and forgot directions are reasons for being late. They begin with F.
Unable to find location, uniformed officer stopped me and urgent matter came up are reasons for being late. They begin with U.