you cant...
you can only try and hide it.
like under ground..
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There is no such thing as 'straw' in Minecraft. So you can't.
Light up your house and kill all the bats.
you can put up a sign that you can make out of wood and put it at the front of your house
You can create a bathroom in your Minecraft house by building a big, roomy section in your house, preferably accessible from your bedroom. Now all you need are the bathroom furnishings.
you can only find a house in multiplayer or in singleplayer villages. why ask when you yourself can just build a house?