How do you become a polar bear?
It is impossible to become a polar bear unless you are born a
polar bear. But you can become like a polar bear by imitating some
of its distinct characteristics. If you want to look like a polar
bear, you will have to make a costume of white fir, wear big teeth,
and have two little ears and a little tail. You will then want to
act like a polar bear, swim like a polar bear, and eat like a polar
bear. But you will never mate with a polar bear or make little baby
polar bears.