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Well I hope you are sitting comfortably. Now let me tell you a story about Poseidon and a very pretty, timid little girl Freya. Freya had always had a crush on Poseidon, throughout her menstrual cycle and everything. One day the bumped into each other in the garden of Zeus. Freya's heart was beating at an unbelievable pace, and she was so exhilarated by the sight of him. Throughout her life she had lacked confidence, and this moment was no different. Poseidon made the first move, telling her that the dress she was wearing would look better on his bedroom floor. Freya got a bit "horny" at this point, and asked him if he wanted to bite her peachy bottom. Poseidon being a ladies man, didn't reject this offer, and as Freya lifted up her dress, he took an almighty bite out of her bum. Freya started chanting "oh my god becky, look at her butt."

So this is why peaches are Poseidon's favorite food.

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