Why does Joe Satriani always wear sunglasses?

Answer 1

'cuz the position of his eyes look fcked up

look up a picture on Google you'll see dat it was worse back in his high school days... he looked so nerdy don' nobody could tell he would Eva be dis successfull... shiett

Answer 2

Well...almost everyone in the world wears sunglasses BUT he probably wears them so he wont be spotted by paparazzi and he wears a hoodie also so he wont be spotted! All stars r annoyed by paparazzi.

Answer 3

Because he didn't like people seeing his eyes because they are the windows to your soul, eye contact made him uncomfortable and wearing sunglasses made him feel safe.

Answer 4

cuz they high and they hide the low eyes / dilated

Answer 5

i seen him n a documentary w/o them once an he got reel buggy eyes

Answer 6

The songs he writes tell stories about experiences he's gone through. Sometimes he gets really emotional and cries. It's no wonder that he doesn't want anyone to see it!

Answer 7

He does because when he was dating Taylor Swift she told him to so that he doesn't make eye contact with another girl.

Answer 8

Fashion. He does it because of the looks.

Answer 9

prolly cus he stay high