Because it didn't. There really isn't a reason.
"Diagonally". It's a joke on the name "Diagon Alley" being a pun of "diagonally".
Weasley: Because it was made by the Weasleys Wizard: Because they were wizards and the items in their shop were magical Wheezes: Some things made you laugh or sneeze uncontrollably
Ross Kemp is a joke.
He dies on page 512. "And Hermione was struggling to her feet in the wreckage, and three red-headed men were grouped on the ground where the wall had blasted apart. Harry grabbed Hermione's hand as they staggered and stumbled over stone and wood. 'No - no - no!' someone was shouting. 'No! Fred! No!' And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face." Fred's last sentence was "Your joking, Perce!' shouted Fred, as the Death Eater he was battling collapsed under the weight of three separate Stunning Spells. Thicknesse had fallen to the ground with tiny spikes erupting all over him; he seemed to be turning into some form of sea urchin. Fred looked at Percy with glee. 'You actually are joking Perce ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were -' Good-bye Fred. I love you.
Saying they let the FedEx guy add a joke to the show in the opening crawl is a joke in itself. They didn't actually do that.
It is the Weasley Wizard Wheezes - Fred and Georges Joke shop!
she got a Pygmy puff and named it Arnold i hoped that helped
Fred no joke
"Diagonally". It's a joke on the name "Diagon Alley" being a pun of "diagonally".
Verity.
Ron's older brothers, Fred and George Weasley, were known for their mischievous and entrepreneurial spirit. They founded and ran Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, a joke shop in Diagon Alley. They were also members of Dumbledore's Army and fought in the Battle of Hogwarts.
The cast of The Joke on the Joker - 1912 includes: Fred Mace as The Joker
You can buy them a Zonkos, a joke shop in Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley
He was hit by the killing curse as he was laughing at a joke :(
in 1914, when the Austro-Hungarian Empire attacked them
Weasley: Because it was made by the Weasleys Wizard: Because they were wizards and the items in their shop were magical Wheezes: Some things made you laugh or sneeze uncontrollably
The twins' joke shop was named Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes.