Why does Eli roth use the name david kaufbird?

Answer 1

Because I wouldn't tell him my travel and surf stories without a nondisclosure agreement. You see I went to high school with Eli and his brothers and after high school I traveled a lot and had some cool stories about those travels. About seven or so years after graduation Eli through a friend contacted me and asked if I'd tell him some stories- not without a nondisclosure agreement- so what does he do? He bases a character on me in Cabin Fever- Grim- and uses my name in a less than humorous fashion aka: David Kaufbird as his acting moniker. In reality I think he has a gay crush on me but hey I am good looking. Now if you want to read an interview on this go to Webwombat.com and type his name and read an interview he gave at the Toronto film festival about how he took the name. He told me it's a compilation of people from our school that the name is based on but he only knew one David Kaufman. He's pathetic.