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Rufus Sacaguweenis Poopus was born in 1200 a.d. and is still alive today. (since there weren't many people back in the 1200s there was not an exact given birth on his certificate). He is also a distant relative of the Pignus family. He is Eggburt (sack-in-a-box) Pignus' brother. He lead a very rebellious life. When he was just 204 Ukrainians came on the May Flower Power [ship] and took him away to West Africa. There he was treated as a slave, and he was angry because he couldn't use his Hippie Powers (back then it was a fad to be gay, smell, and obsess over flowers). So about 512 years later, Eggburt was born and when Eggburt heard of the mistreatment of her beloved brother, she fled to West Africa and exploded their sacred Africoco Temple. Then she and her brother fled back to the West Indies (at the time it was more commonly called the West Undies). He is famous there for creating the famous breakfast cereal Reindeer Droppings sold with Music Dip Punch in the Jewel Osco. ***These were the only available facts left because his niece Funnmuffin burned the Library of Congress.*** To learn more; look up on this website "Who is Funnmuffin?" You will receive various facts on the Pignus family tree.
***To learn more about EUGENE PIGNUS, look up (exact wording): "Who was eugene and did he do?"***
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