Who is Grant the Phat?

Answer 1

Grant the Phat, a deformed man-child from Brisbane, is well known for his grossly deformed appearance. Sixth century scholars maintain that Grant the Phat was part of the Syrian mythology until 2000 BC. To this day there is still some speculation that this monster is living in Brisbane eating peanuts in the summer time with Lenard, his 1/2 monkey 1/2 kitten side kick, and currently tries to be cool, without success. Although Grant the Phat is usually friendly he may become enraged once provoked and can only be calmed with good food, cold air conditioning and Scrubs. Approach with caution.