Where can blue movies be found?

Answer 1

There are many websites that offer blue movies for those interested in viewing. In general, Blue Movie is used to refer to a pornographic film, though there are actual movies titled "Blue Movies." The best places to find blue movies are sites like Watch Blue Movies and Vimeo.

Answer 2

Blue movies are very tricky to see. It usually requires years of training and practice. However, with these quick and easy steps, you can bypass years of living high up in the alps with an old blue man eating stew that tastes like cat food and singing songs about your one and only god -- The Great Father of Azure:

#1: Find some old glasses. Make sure that they can sit comfortably on the back of your head.

#2: Shave the back of your head so that there's enough space for a face to exist.

#3: Put the glasses on the back of your head. Make sure they rest on the part that sticks out the most. This is where your "inner eyes" are located. You inner eyes are essentialy a bundle of nerve endings similar to the ones in your eyes. Normally they act as sensors for the brain, but when calibrated properly, they can act as hypersensitive eyes able to see what normal eyes can't.

#4: Set up a really powerful light. This can be those lights mechanics use under your car or anything ultra-bright.

#5: Position yourself with your back facing the light so that the light is shining directly on your glasses. The glasses refract the light and concentrate it so that it can shine through your head and access those nerve bundles. This essentially activates them and makes them sensitive to light.

Looking around now, you should have split vision. You will notice that one looks a little different than what you're used to. It will be a lot sharper, and in higher contrast. You will be able to see things that used to be a blur (like a fast moving car or ball) in perfect HD. And of course, you can now see blue movies.

Answer 3

Blue movie is another name for pornographic movie.