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Cat: Hi! Jade spent the night at my house last night, so i thought i'd wake her up with a funny joke. Sshhh!

Knock knock!!

Jade: *wakes up, screams and start hitting cat*

Cat: Jade! jade! cut it out!

*later*

Jade: I've told you a billion times to not wake me up when i'm sleeping- why is you freak show brother recording this?

Cat: So i can put this video on the slap.

Jade: What video?

Cat: Me telling you a funny joke!

Jade: No!

Cat: Pleasey!

Jade: Ok just get it over with.

Cat: Knock knock!

Jade: Come in.

Cat: Noo!Cut!

(take 2)

Cat: Knock knock!

Jade: Why is your brother wearing my bra?

Cat: *gasps* Cut!

(take 3)

Cat: Knock knock!

Jade: Who's there?

Cat: Purple bathtub.

Jade: I hope a purple bathtub falls off a building and lands on you.

Cat: cut..

(take 4)

Cat: knock knock!

Jade: Your brothers drooling.

Cat: Oh! Will you please get a rag and wipe that off you chin?

(take 5)

Jade: Knock knock.

Cat: Thats my part! *makes crying face*

(take 6)

Cat: Knock knock!

Jade: Who's there?

Cat: Purple bathtub!

Jade: Purple bathtub.

Cat: Purple bathtub who?

Jade: I don't know it's your joke!

Cat: Cut!

(take 7)

Cat: Knock knock!

Jade: *screams* BOOO!

Cat: AAH!

(take 8)

Cat: Knock knock!

Jade: Who's there?

Cat: Purple bathtub!

Jade: HAHA! oh my god! best joke ever!

Cat: Ha! right? I told you it was funny!

Jade: Your right! Your right! okay! hahaha..

*jade leaves the room and cat continues to laugh then realizes that jade did all of that just so that she could leave*

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