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Cat: Hi! Jade spent the night at my house last night, so i thought i'd wake her up with a funny joke. Sshhh!
Knock knock!!
Jade: *wakes up, screams and start hitting cat*
Cat: Jade! jade! cut it out!
*later*
Jade: I've told you a billion times to not wake me up when i'm sleeping- why is you freak show brother recording this?
Cat: So i can put this video on the slap.
Jade: What video?
Cat: Me telling you a funny joke!
Jade: No!
Cat: Pleasey!
Jade: Ok just get it over with.
Cat: Knock knock!
Jade: Come in.
Cat: Noo!Cut!
(take 2)
Cat: Knock knock!
Jade: Why is your brother wearing my bra?
Cat: *gasps* Cut!
(take 3)
Cat: Knock knock!
Jade: Who's there?
Cat: Purple bathtub.
Jade: I hope a purple bathtub falls off a building and lands on you.
Cat: cut..
(take 4)
Cat: knock knock!
Jade: Your brothers drooling.
Cat: Oh! Will you please get a rag and wipe that off you chin?
(take 5)
Jade: Knock knock.
Cat: Thats my part! *makes crying face*
(take 6)
Cat: Knock knock!
Jade: Who's there?
Cat: Purple bathtub!
Jade: Purple bathtub.
Cat: Purple bathtub who?
Jade: I don't know it's your joke!
Cat: Cut!
(take 7)
Cat: Knock knock!
Jade: *screams* BOOO!
Cat: AAH!
(take 8)
Cat: Knock knock!
Jade: Who's there?
Cat: Purple bathtub!
Jade: HAHA! oh my god! best joke ever!
Cat: Ha! right? I told you it was funny!
Jade: Your right! Your right! okay! hahaha..
*jade leaves the room and cat continues to laugh then realizes that jade did all of that just so that she could leave*
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A cat
What is the script of cat and jade?
all
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because the cat had heard a joke
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honey has a cat called crystal mica has a cat called topaz eva has a cat called jade
What was the song Cat and Jade sang on Victorious?
Give It Up
What is cat and jade off of victorious real name?
their names are elizabeth (jade) and ummm that's all i know lol.
Transcribe the word cat into the phonetic script?
kæt
What do you get when you cross a cat with a pickle?
"What do you get when you cross a cat with a pickle?" is an old, silly joke. The answer is that you get a picklepuss.
