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My friend went to his brother's house, where he drank a bottle of orphan tears. Yes, REAL orphan's tears! They really DID make him hallucinate. This is how he described the experience....
While he was drinking it, he played Call of Duty with his brother. He thought he was inside the game, and he started attacking people randomly and charging around and getting himself killed. He saw weird, indescribable things, and had visions of a winged pig calling out nonsense messages above him, next to a winged dog. He thought they were gonna have sex with each other, and, sure enough, they shagged each other.
Within minutes of finishing the bottle, he collapsed and blacked out for a few seconds, then got woken up by his brother. For the next hour or so, he saw everything in slow-mo. The effects of the tears took about two hours to wear off.
Orphan tears are not illegal - even children can technically drink it, as it is non-alcoholic and is not a drug - although make sure you have about three hours of free time on your hands, as you will have difficulty doing things such as writing, reading, doing maths, or driving a car. In fact, you should drink it in the middle of a field with no-one around.
Next time my friend visits his brother, I'm gonna ask him to bring me back a bottle of orphan tears!
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What are orphan tears?
Orphan's Tears is a fictional alcoholic beverage in a YouTube video of the same name by 'Your Favorite Martian'. Some reports state that liquor (vodka, whiskey etc) containing crushed Ecstasy tablets (an illegal and dangerous hallucinogen) has been given this name, but the reports surfaced after the video was released.
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What are orphan tears?
Orphan's Tears is a fictional alcoholic beverage in a YouTube video of the same name by 'Your Favorite Martian'. Some reports state that liquor (vodka, whiskey etc) containing crushed Ecstasy tablets (an illegal and dangerous hallucinogen) has been given this name, but the reports surfaced after the video was released.
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