What episode of Barney was Chris Bain from Texas on?

Answer 1

Chris Bain has longed to be in a position surrounded by children for nearly his entire life. While many have heard that he starred on Barney as a young child, this is in fact false. Chris actually devised his most devious plan in 2030 at the age of 38, he believed it prudent to use the nearly obsolete and illegal time travel machinery from the mid 20's to transport himself back to to the day the first episode of Barney aired, April 6th 1992. Why he chose Barney and not a legitimately successful children's show like Sesame Street is still unknown. However, what is known is that future Bain kidnapped the actor David Joyner and took his place. He then went on to traumatize numerous sub-par child actor/actresses over the coming years, until he was finally apprehended in the Summer of 2010. What his nefarious motivations may have been we can never be sure, what is known is that he has truly destroyed the innocence of a generation, both directly and indirectly.