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Lily: Miley,you look awful!
Miley: Thanks for the compliment----------NOT!
Miley: Lily, promise you won't tell anybody, but I've got a secret.
Lily: I know!I know! By day, you lead a completely normal life as a middle school student, but by night, your America's number one teenage rock star , but nobody knows because you wear a long blonde wig. It must be so much fun!!
Miley: It sure is! But last night things got a little out of hand. (giggles sarcastically)
But after my concert at Noxberry Farm - I went to the bar in the viper room! (shakes Lily to get attention)
Lily; A bar? But your underage! How'd you get in?
Miley: Through the front door ding-dong! (Lily looks offended)
Miley: But anyway, I was doing tequila poppers with that fat kid from Two and a Half Men, when my dealer shows up and says:
Dealer Diddy, havin' a party in Bel-Air
Lily: P Diddy, the rapper?
Miley: Nooo,P Diddy the astronaut. (sarcastic)
But anyway, we get to P Diddy's mansion and Lance Armstrong and Matthew Maconahay are smoking a joint with Amy Whitehough!
Lily: Oh my gosh! Matthew Maconahay?What's he like?
Miley: Like a dirty sock rapped around a ties tick. (Miley smells his armpit)
Matthew Maconahay : A man needs to smell like a man. (farts)
Miley: Anyway, Diddy says:
P Diddy: Hey Hannah? Why don't you make out with fame?
Lily: Ga-ross
Miley: I know! But P Diddy told me to ------And he's P Diddy! And Amy Whitehough
says:
Amy Whitehough : K, letsa kiss Hannah! (pucker's up)
Miley:OK, so we start making out and blowing pot smoke in each others mouth but that weed was definitely laced with something because the next thing I know Matthew Maconahay brings in a stripper, I get a lap dance from her, and then we all do cocaine off her butt! P Diddy caught it all on his camera phone and now it's all on the Internet!
Lily: Oh no Miley what are you gonna do????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!
Miley:Sing a song about it! (Lily rolls her eyes and nods)
Miley's/Hannah Montana's song
(Sorry, I couldn't get the lyrics)
The school bell rings at 9 am
I see my friends and say hi to them
Head to homeroom and then geewiz my algebra teacher throws a pop quiz
I eat fish sticks in the cafeteria
The gymnasium smells like bacteria
The next thing I know it's 3 o'clock
I grab my guitar and I'm ready to rock....
Ganna do a lil blow before my show
And after I played I'm ganna get layed
Feel messy and nude with some random dude
And when we catch our breath we'll snort some meth
My rock'n roll life's so cool
But tomorrow it's back to school
Yeah tomorrow it's back to schooooooool
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Why was Bret Michaels hospitalized?
they say he had a heart attack because of an unknown cause and they have started running tests. i have heard it was a drug overdose. i guess the rock star party life can do that to a person.
Did Mary Travers have a drug or alcohol problem?
No, Mary has never had a drug or alcohol problem.
Did Johnny Rodriguez have a drug problem?
yes, its very apparent that he has a very serious drug problem.
What is the most popular drug on high school and college campuses?
Tobacco is the most popular drug on college campuses.
What drug was Spencer addicted to in Pretty Little Liars?
Spencer was misusing 'Adderall' - a drug used to combat narcolepsy and ADHD.
Which drug was targeted with the Montana Drug Project in attempts to keep youth from using this dangerous drug?
Recently methamphetamine was targeted by an anti-drug program known as the Montana Meth Project.
Is Miley Cyrus throwing out the Hannah wig?
lalalalalla shes a drug attic
What is a rush party?
A drug related party, normally with speed.
Which state in America has the worst prescription drug abuse rate?
Montana
How much is an ecu unit for a Ford Fiesta?
ain't no party like a drug free party cause a drug free party don't stop a'ight
Does Party City drug test?
Having gone through the drug testing myself, I can confirm this to be true. Party City requires pre-employment drug tests.
Is ecstasy a party drug?
No its a stupid drug and posion everu drug out there is posion beside marijuna
What has the author Hannah Steinberg written?
Hannah Steinberg has written: 'Animal behaviour and drug action' -- subject(s): Comparative Psychology, Congresses, Psychology, Comparative, Psychopharmacology
Was Tony Montana in real life or just a movie?
"Tony Montana" is a totally fictional, tragic character.
Does a drug free party stop?
No, it doesn't.
Did Hitler and the Nazi party have contact with drug trafficking?
No
What has the author Jon Driessen written?
Jon Driessen has written: 'Outreach' -- subject(s): Drug abuse, Treatment, Southwestern Montana Drug Program, Alcoholism
