What are the words to Hannah Montana drug party?

Answer 1

Lily: Miley,you look awful!

Miley: Thanks for the compliment----------NOT!

Miley: Lily, promise you won't tell anybody, but I've got a secret.

Lily: I know!I know! By day, you lead a completely normal life as a middle school student, but by night, your America's number one teenage rock star , but nobody knows because you wear a long blonde wig. It must be so much fun!!

Miley: It sure is! But last night things got a little out of hand. (giggles sarcastically)

But after my concert at Noxberry Farm - I went to the bar in the viper room! (shakes Lily to get attention)

Lily; A bar? But your underage! How'd you get in?

Miley: Through the front door ding-dong! (Lily looks offended)

Miley: But anyway, I was doing tequila poppers with that fat kid from Two and a Half Men, when my dealer shows up and says:

Dealer Diddy, havin' a party in Bel-Air

Lily: P Diddy, the rapper?

Miley: Nooo,P Diddy the astronaut. (sarcastic)

But anyway, we get to P Diddy's mansion and Lance Armstrong and Matthew Maconahay are smoking a joint with Amy Whitehough!

Lily: Oh my gosh! Matthew Maconahay?What's he like?

Miley: Like a dirty sock rapped around a ties tick. (Miley smells his armpit)

Matthew Maconahay : A man needs to smell like a man. (farts)

Miley: Anyway, Diddy says:

P Diddy: Hey Hannah? Why don't you make out with fame?

Lily: Ga-ross

Miley: I know! But P Diddy told me to ------And he's P Diddy! And Amy Whitehough

says:

Amy Whitehough : K, letsa kiss Hannah! (pucker's up)

Miley:OK, so we start making out and blowing pot smoke in each others mouth but that weed was definitely laced with something because the next thing I know Matthew Maconahay brings in a stripper, I get a lap dance from her, and then we all do cocaine off her butt! P Diddy caught it all on his camera phone and now it's all on the Internet!

Lily: Oh no Miley what are you gonna do????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!

Miley:Sing a song about it! (Lily rolls her eyes and nods)

Miley's/Hannah Montana's song

(Sorry, I couldn't get the lyrics)

Answer 2

The school bell rings at 9 am

I see my friends and say hi to them

Head to homeroom and then geewiz my algebra teacher throws a pop quiz

I eat fish sticks in the cafeteria

The gymnasium smells like bacteria

The next thing I know it's 3 o'clock

I grab my guitar and I'm ready to rock....

Ganna do a lil blow before my show

And after I played I'm ganna get layed

Feel messy and nude with some random dude

And when we catch our breath we'll snort some meth

My rock'n roll life's so cool

But tomorrow it's back to school

Yeah tomorrow it's back to schooooooool