What are the lyrics to the incredible edible egg jingle?

Answer 1

There are two versions, the old jingle, and the new Easter jingle.

Here are the lyrics to both.

Old jingle:

You should wake up to eggs each day,

and then you'll be on your way

with so much energyfor your whole family

when you've got a real big test

which you wanna be your best,

the incredible edible egg.

The USDA has made the call,

eggs have 14% less cholesterol and

64% more vitamin D than

they previously thought, you see.

and we just barely got those lines

with the percentages to rhyme,

the incredible edible egg

It can keep you fuller longer,

it might even make you stronger

it might even grow your hair...

fine, we're exaggerating there.

Microwave it or make quiche

that's a funny word, 'quiche'

the incredible edible egg,

the incredible edible egg.

Easter version:

You should wake up to eggs, you see

because they'll give you energy

and they'll keep you fuller longer

and might leave you feeling stronger

And did I mention vitamin D?

if I didn't, shame on me

the incredible edible egg

And with Easter coming too,

there's so much that you can do

you can paint them, you can glue them,

you can stick some stuff onto them

Once we've made our egg a belt

with a little piece of felt,

the incredible edible egg

When the decorating's done,

Easter gets even more fun

you can roll your eggs or hide them,

somewhere no one's gonna find them

Maybe in your uncle's beard..

man, your uncle's beard is weird. :P

the incredible edible egg,

the incredible edible egg