Is dame Edna dead

Answer 1

Yes, she died on the 18th of August in 2013, in New Mexico. It is foretold that she was eating a churro, when he/she started choking. That was not the cause of her death though, she was raped by a donkey, and got aids from it.

Although both of these great stories sound severely painful, they were also not the cause of her death, I just wanted to tell them.

The real cause of her death was not long ago, about in the time of the Saudi Arabian Prince, Aladin the II. The gentiles of the future also had foretold that around the time of the end of the world, Dame Edna would die.

Now that we have all that background information out of the way, it's time to talk about the real cause of her death. She drowned in caramel. She visited the factory of caramel, not too far away from the coast of France, and made an appearance to the people. She was standing on a podium, making her speech about her greatness, when she fell into the vat of caramel, and froze in time. Lets do the time warp again, she screamed ad her penis was incinerated.

That where the birth of Cadel Evans was born. The time of the new era of caramel dirty sanches was also born. It is now a tradition in many countries within New Delhi, and so, that is the story, the story of troy, the man with a a cleft.