How do you sing Ms Suzy Had a tugboat and so forth?

Answer 1

Miss suzy had a tugboat

the tugboat had a bell

miss suzy went to heaven

the tugboat went to

hello operator please give me #9

and if you disconnect me ill cut of your

behind the fridgerator there was a piece of glass

miss suzy fell upon it and cut off her big

ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies

the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies

the girls are in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark room

darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the undie my mommy put on me

This next part can be in different versionsthis is what miss suzy did the day before she

died her hair all purple

died her hair all pink

died her hair all polka dot

and washed it down a sink

ORthe boys are in the bathroom zipping up their

flies are in the meadow

bees are in the park

miss suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the

D.A.R.K D.A.R.K

dark dark

darker than the ocean

darker than the sea

darker than the penny

my mama gave to me

my mama's princess lovely

my dad is King Kong

my brother is the stupid head that made up this song song song!

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