How do you meet booboo Stewart?

Answer 1

Dance around the prairie licking your cows nipples, go to his front door, knock and when he opens it say IYIYIYIYI and put on a Cody Simpson mask and say IMMA CANADIAN NAMED BARRACK OBAMA! in a Indian accent with a hint of Irish Leppracaun accent then go raid his fridge and tell him to go on cleverbot.com and tell the bot that he is a beautiful, gay-ass manly man-woman that can suck a phone cord. Then if you did not get a restraining order then you call your friends, lock his doors, hire body guards and have a major party in his pants closet. If you are still not arrested then you marry him and if he says NO then you pull out HIS Oscar Award and scratch Patrick Star's butt with it.