How do you become a full-time neko?

Answer 1

Nekos are fictional, and you can't become one, except in your imagination. The answer below is based on that idea of playful imagination.

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If you want to become a neko, you can do this spell to become a neko:

Make me a neko to frolick and play with a [color] tail and [color] ears

I want my tail to be [length] and to be [fluffyness]

Chant this 3 or 4 times each day of becoming a neko.

Side Affects: you may crave milk and/or fish, have the tendency to mew, have pains in your lower back and head, being able to climb to unimaginable heights, things may taste different, you may have the tendency to play with balloons and/or yarn, you may have strong relations with cats, you also may hiss and protect your cat friends and other cat like things

You will get ears and a tail and they will pop out if you're excited, embarrassed, or if you just plain want them to.

Suggestions for after it works: you may want to carry around a hat and have a slightly baggy shirt. you may not wanna show your parents until you move out, so they cant force you to go to the doctor and have a painful surgery. I also suggest you show your ears and tail to nobody except your closest friends.

Answer 2

Bend your arms at the elbow to an almost 90 degree angle and bend your hand limply like a paw, mew a lot, learn how to purr and growl (it's like gargling phlegm in the back of your throat), hiss a bit, don't drink lap water or other beverages into your mouth like a cat (don't do this with cans, you will cut your tongue), sometimes while eating lick your cheek or chin randomly and quickly and smack your lips like a cat (or at least try), cringe at light, when walking up the stairs (try to do this at home) go on all fours, make that extreme, weird face that a cat makes when it's pleased when you're pleased and sometimes walk on all fours or even "bound" on all fours (again, try to keep this at home or in the park). Personal touches are nice to.

Answer 3

repeat this 3-4 times a day and BELIEVE!!: Make me a neko to frolic and play with a (color of choice) tail and (color of choice) ears. I want a (length of choice) tail and i want them to be (choice of fluffyness)

Answer 4

yes, but it doesn't work for everyone. try looking up neko spells if you want to be one

Answer 5

You don't turn from a human into a cat. However, the closest you can is to dress like a neko-mimi (cat-eared people).

Answer 6

You can be a neko!!

Answer 7

A spell

Answer 8

Spells!