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Yes hit rapper and music artist Joesph Myers or known as "Fat Joe" guest stars on the MTV show yo momma, to help decide the winner of New York's finnest contest and give out 1,000 dollars, and new DS Nintendo, and 2 tickets to NEW YORK NICKS game this Saturday against the celtics.
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Destiny Lightsy has: Played Dancer in "Fat Albert" in 2004. Played Dancer in "You Got Served" in 2004. Played Dancer in "Pissed" in 2005. Played Herself - Co-Host in "Yo Momma" in 2006. Played God Bless America Dancer in "The Onion Movie" in 2008. Performed in "Welcome to the Rec" in 2008. Played Rochelle Williams-Ivanov in "My Crazy Roommate" in 2013.
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What are your mom jokes?
Yo momma so stupid that she thinks taco bell is a Mexican telephonge companyYo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!Yo momma like Domino's pizza: Something for nothing.Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.Yo momma so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."Yo momma so fat that when she stepped onto the scales it said "I want your weight not your phone number"Yo momma so fat that when she turned around your house missed 3 days of sunlightYo momma so fat that when she turned around it was her birthday
What is the oldest you momma joke?
yo mamas so fat she's obese
What does it mean if a boy kisses you on the cheek and has a girlfriend?
it means yo momma's fat
What was mansa musa role in west African trade?
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What is the best dis's ever?
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world Yo momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish Yo momma's so fat that she made you look skinny Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system. Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute. Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices. Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub. Yo Momma So Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!" Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider! Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains". Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus. Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite. Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater. Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes. Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make cookies. Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars. Yo momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out! Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma's so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone! Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties. Yo momma's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
What are yo mama jokes?
A joke starting with [yo mama]. But this is very insulting toward mothers. Examples: Yo mama so fat when she jumped on a rainbow skittles fell down! Yo mama's so fat she went to the beach and all the whales started singing 'we are family!'
What are some really good yo momma jokes?
Personally I think they are kinda rude and I shouldn't encourage you but........ .yo momma so fat she can't fit through the door .yo momma so ugly people have to waer special goggles to look at her face so they won't die .yo momma so ashey she looks like shes already cremated These should not be used on somebody who is bigger and toufer than you.
What cells make up the epithelial tissue?
stratified squamous
What is the best fat mama joke?
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks! lol. pretty good right?
What is the best yo' momma joke?
yo' momma so skinny she uses Cheerios for her hula hoop.:)
