101 ways to annoy your older sister?

Answer 1

1. Befriend her boyfriend

2. Copy her dress style

3. Fall asleep in her bed.

4. Repeat everything she says.

5. Hang out with her friends.

6. Unfriend all her Facebook friends.

7. Friend her Facebook page.

8. Leave all your dirty clothes in her bedroom.

9. Speak with her in a foreign or made up language.

10. At dinnertime, eat her food.

11. Video chat with her boyfriend.

12. When she askes for a favor, say "Sorry, I don't work on Tuesdays", even if it isn't Tuesdays.

13. Repeat what she says in a James Brown singing voice.

14. Talk in a whisper.

15. Wear her shoes.

16. Narrate her life.

17. If she reveals that she did something bad, wash your hands, and flick water on her saying, "The Power of Christ compels you!"

18. Pack her lunch for her.

19. Leave your shoes on her bed.

20. Say to her that she looks like a girl.

21. Smell her hair.

22. Pour salt on all her meals.

23. Hide her diary.

24. Tell her that she's the best sister you ever had, then a day later, say that you changed your mind.

25. Say to her that when you first met her, you thought she was a girl.

26. Ask her if you can copy her homework.

27. Talk in different accents everyday.

28. Ask her if you can borrow her clothes for Halloween.

29. Everytime she tells a joke, laugh heartily and don't stop until she leaves the room, when she comes back, resume.

30. Imitate her.

31. Draw in the cover of her diary.

32. Everytime she talks, interrupt her with a hearty laugh.

33. Tape her report card to a tree by the house.

34. Everytime she asks you a question, interrupt her with another question.

35. Make a secret password and tell her to guess it before entering the house.

36. Change the password constantly.

37. Call random lines from movies everytime she accuses you of something.

38. Repeat everything she says in a whisper.

39. Wear her perfume.

40. Sing loud songs when she is asleep.

41. Hide her toothbrush.

42. Call her by her last name.

43. Speak to her in backwards.

44. If she is allergic to anything, ask her if she wants the product.

45. Jump on her bed.

46. During dinnertime, eat your food but give her any vegetables on your plate.

47. During dessert, eat all her leftovers.

48. When she's on the computer, turn the computer off.

49. Tickle her.

50. Sing foreign songs.

51. During dinnertime, use her fork while eating.

52. During dinnertime, treat her as if she was a baby and wipe her face.

53. Ask her why she doesn't shower.

54. Ask her why she doesn't diet.

55. Ask her what happened to her face.

56. Use her perfume.

57. When she least expects it, pet her behind her ear.

58. Use her phone.

59. Try to get her in trouble for everything you do.

60. Always call her by the wrong name, preferably if its masculine.

61. Turn off the lights of every room she's in.

62. Take pictures of her when she sleeps.

63. Always lock yourself inside her bedroom.

64. Ask her if she can always drive you someplace.

65. Write down everything she says / does.

66. Talk to her in a very slow, dragging voice.

67. Every time you ask her to do something, always end with 'understand?'

68. Pretend you're smarter.

69. Clap after every sentence she says.

70. Wipe your nose on her hair whenever you cry.

71. Fake cry whenever she's happy, laugh when she is being serious (but not when she's sad or angry, don't overdo it).

72. Wake her up early in the morning.

73. Be yourself

74. When she's happy, smile and say, "Well, that's different."

75. Ask her questions about politics and morality...

76. ... or ask her questions she can't possibly answer.

77. Chew with your mouth open.

78. Make TV show references / allusions.

79. Prank phone call her.

80. Whisper when she's in a room.

81. Twitch a lot.

82. Talk while pretending to be asleep.

83. Speak in tongues.

84. Cry a lot (preferably with #70 - #71).

85. Blame her for anything that happens.

86. Say everything in a question format.

87. Scream whenever she enters a room.

88. Tape a 'Kiss Me' or 'Kick Me' sign to her forehead when she's asleep

89. End every conversation you have with her saying: 'that's what she said' and a creepy smile.

90. Stare at her intensely and awkwardly

91. Tell her terribly unfunny jokes, especially if they don't make sense. (ex. 'What do you call a man on the moon?' Answer: 'A man on the moon!'). Cue laugh from #29.

92. Punch her arm every chance you get.

93. While you're talking with her, stop mid-sentence in order to stare intensely at the ceiling / sky for a long amount of time. Then, continue with the conversation as though nothing happened. Repeat. If she asks why you're doing that, say 'Looking at nothing is more interesting than talking to you.' Then, imitate the sound of a rim-shot, point to her and yell, 'YOU'RE DEFEATED!' and cue laugh from #29.

94. Whenever she sneezes, don't say 'bless you', say 'that's what you get'.

95. Fake a loud yawn when she's in the middle of a sentence.

96. Make snow angels on her bed.

97. Repeat the last three words of every sentence she says.

98. Make up an imaginary friend that hates her.

99. Ask her for money so you can do something stupid.

100. Breathe on her neck and giggle.

101. Spell out the sentences you say to her.

102. Tell her Chuck Norris facts, but replace all Chuck Norris references with yourself.

103. Talk about yourself in the 3rd person.

104. Repeat.