What is the script for who's the tank?

Answer 1

World of Warcraft: Who's The Tank?

by BroncoTV

BE: Night Elf - DP: Dwarf Paladin

(BE used for non confusion purposes when reading)

DP: Hey Abbot.

BE: What is it?

DP: Lots of mobs up there. Did you get a group together?

BE: Yeah I did, but they have some pretty weird names, let's see, Who's the tank, What's the mage, Idontknow's the priest.

DP: Come again?

BE: Who's the tank, What's the mage, Idontknow's the priest.

DP: You got these guys together but you don't even know their names?

BE: I do know their names.

DP: Then who's the tank?

BE: Yeah.

DP: No I mean the guy's name.

BE: Who.

DP: The tank.

BE: Who

DP: The guy taking all the damage for us.

BE: Who.

DP: The guy with the huge sword.

BE: WHO.

DP: THE TANK.

BE: WHO. IS. THE. TANK.

DP: That's what I'm ASKING you.

BE: That's his name.

DP: That's who's name?

BE: Yes.

DP: Well then go ahead and tell me.

BE: That's it.

DP: That's who?

BE: Exactly.

DP: *Grunts* WHOO! All I'm asking is what is the name of the tank?

BE: No-No-No What's the mage.

DP: I'm not asking who's the mage.

BE: Who's the tank.

DP: ONE CLASS AT A TIME!

BE: Take it easy.

DP: I'm only asking you WHO. IS. THE. FRIGGEN. TANK.

BE: That's right.

DP: OK.

BE: Alright.

DP: Wait a minute.

BE: Now what?

DP: You still didn't tell me the name of the tank.

BE: Yes I did.

DP: Then who's the tank?

BE: YES.

DP: I'll ask you once more. What's the name of the tank?

BE: What's the mage.

DP: I'm not asking who's the mage.

BE: Who's the tank.

DP: I DON'T KNOW!

BE: He's the priest, we're not talking about him.

DP: How'd I get to the priest?

BE: You mentioned his name.

DP: I mentioned who's name?

BE: No, Who's the tank.

DP: WHAT?!

BE: What's the mage.

DP: I don't know.

BE: He's the priest.

DP: There I go right back to the Priest again. Forget the tank for now, You got a rogue in the group?

BE: Yeah, wouldn't be a good group without one.

DP: Tell me his name.

BE: Why.

DP: I just thought I'd ask ya.

BE: I just thought I'd tell you.

DP: Then who's the rogue?

BE: Who's the tank.

DP: I'm not asking, wait a minute, stick with the rogue.

BE: OK.

DP: What's the name of the rogue?

BE: What's the name of the mage.

DP: I don't know.

BE: He's the...

DP: PRIEST! I GET IT Just tell me the name of the rogue!

BE: Why.

DP: BECAUSE!

BE: OH! He's our hunter.

DP: *Whimpers*

BE: Just calm down.

DP: You got a warlock?

BE: Sure.

DP: The warlock's name?

BE: Tomorrow.

DP: You don't wanna tell me today?

BE: I'm telling you now.

DP: Then go ahead.

BE: Tomorrow.

DP: What time?!

BE: What time what?

DP:: What time tomorrow are you going to tell me who's the warlock?

BE: Who's not the warlock.

DP: I'LL BREAK YOU'RE ARM IF YOU SAY WHO'S THE TANK! What's the name of the warlock?

BE: What's the mage.

DP: I don't know.

BE: He's the...

DP: PRIEST, PRIEST, PRIEST! You know, I have some healing powers

BE: Really.

DP: Yeah, let's say we group together and confront Onyxia. We can't wait 'til tomorrow to attack so the tank starts taking damage for us I see he's getting pretty banged up so being a good group member I whip up a healing spell and I cast it on who?

BE: Now that's the first thing you've said right all day.

DP: I don't even know what I'm talking about! I cast a healing spell on who?

BE: Naturally.

DP: Who?

BE: Naturally.

DP: Naturally?

BE: Naturally.

DP: So I cast my spell on naturally.

BE: No-No-No you cast the spell on Who.

DP: Naturally.

BE: Now you've got it.

DP: That's what I said!

BE: You ask me.

DP: I cast the spell on who?

BE: Naturally.

DP: Now you ask me.

BE: You cast the spell on who.

DP: Naturally.

BE: Naturally.

DP: Same as you. SAME AS YOU!

BE: Calm down.

DP: Who gets my healing spell?

BE: Naturally.

DP: HE'D BETTER GET IT! I cast the spell on Who, but the spell wasn't strong enough so WHOEVER is the tank gets killed. BOO HOO, sad story! Onyxia starts going after Because, Why? I Don't Know, he's the PRIEST and I - Don't - Care!

BE: Wait, what did you just say?

DP: I said I don't care!

BE: Oh he's our Paladin.

DP: DAH!

BE: AAAOOOWWW!

Cast:

Who as...the tank

What as...the mage

Idontknow as....the priest

Why as...the rogue

Because as...the hunter

Tomorrow as...the warlock

Idontcare as...the paladin

Alternate Option...

Nope, What's the mage.