Quick look
The word filched means stole.
Nobody stole Demeter, Persephone's mother, but in some accounts, she was raped by Poseidon, if that's what you mean.
If you mean stole, you can't. It's also not YOUR iPod touch if you stole it. If you mean sold (or something else) the question doesn't make sense.
Somebody stole it
Jason of the argonauts stole it, if that's what you mean.
she really got the attention
The patron saints of princesses are St. Adelaide and St. Dymphna.
You tell her you found it where ever you found it. Simple as that.
A Titan who stole fire from Olympus and gave it to humankind.
I think it means: (you) stole my place
I am offended by your assertion that I stole the missing money.