you cant
i think... probably you lick your own tongue. but i hope you're not lick ing anyone else's
No.
yes, anybody could lick their elbow with a little flexing and practice. this means that dwarfs can lick their elbows 2!
get really fat
yes
yes
Yes
If they are long enough
A loving pet.
lick your own toe
Yes
People who are extremely flexible are able to lick their own feet. If you want to be able to do this, simply practice by stretching everyday.