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There are different topics you can write in a fortune teller. Like Love, humor, jobs, or just random stuff. Here are some in each catergory:

Love:

• You will meat your true love at a cake store.

• Love will come up to you wearing a purple shirt and a gold necklace.

• You will be introduced to your future husband by your best friend

• You will have a dream about someone you know then later kiss him in real life.

• The closest person to your left will ask you to marry him in a Bowling aisle

Humor:

• Here are six colors: blue, maroon, pink, green, yellow. Now say your favorite out of the 6... I guess your fortune is you are not that smart because that is only 5 colors.

•You will be terrified of pickles until one day one will come to you in a dream and say,"I love you sweetie" Then you will live happily ever after.

• You will be stuck in a room with all girls/boys and then you will marry all of them, have a huge house, and be voted best couples of all time.

Jobs:

• You will go to college for 8 years studing to be a docter. When you leave college you will become a person who lives on the streets and begs for money.

• You will have the career that your great great great great great grandpa had

• You will become a successful brain surgeon until you accidently injure someone so bad that they become a special needs citizen.

Random Stuff:

• Howz it goen Tricia Johnson.

• You will later get a cat and name it Snow shoe butter martini stick of grass.

• What's up? Well that will soon fall on you.

• 5...4...3...2...1 Well you were supposed to explode. There must be somthing wrong with this thing.

• The color of your shirt is you destiney. If it is pink... You will love your feet forever.

I really hope this helped. Thank you for your time ☺

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If you mean the make-your-own-paper-fortune-teller-things, here are some hilarious ones.

1) You want to know your fortune? Go see a fortune teller.

2) Try again.

3) You are looking at your fortune.

4) You are one of the living*! *(Dead).

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