well first you have to tell us what your sticking it up
It does not but it does fizz!
The food would be stuck in your esophagus
Well you would get electracuted.
If there were no bottle caps (as we currently know them), there would be covers or plugs of some type. For example: cork or wax or plastic plugs. Someone would invent something to protect the contents of a bottle.
They will die.
it will bust
it would get dirty
Jordan, why would you do that. /).-
Well nothing would happen by the lack of information in your question
it would go in
Well there is a myth saying that they'll explode. What will really happen is that it would ruin their stomach lining and probably cause death in a matter of weeks or days.
if you were to continue moving the bottle for a long time what would happen to the large sediments?