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According to the International Bylaw Consortium on the Artificial Development of Duplicate Humans, or I.B.C.A.D.D.H. (eye-bee-cad-huh) as it is known to industry insiders, the rules of a cloning match are as follows:
Each cloning team will be assigned a goal area to defend from the opposing cloning team.
The match begins by putting the disease-ridden cloning subject in the center of the field (or pitch) between the opposing teams. Following the referee's whistle blow the teams scramble to control the dying original.
The goal is to drive the emaciated patient into the opposing team's goal, and then violate international sanctions by illegally reproducing the basic building blocks of life that exactly duplicate the host.
The game is generally high-scoring, since it takes literally hundreds of tries to produce a single viable embryo. Once a successful embryo is discovered it is immediately implanted in a surrogate mother, (the scoring team's goalie).
The first team to spit in God's face and replicate human life, thereby saving the patient's life by murdering his scientific twin and harvesting his "cloney organs," wins.
Popularity for cloning has quickly surpassed the older sport of 'Abortionball'. (Nobody liked being the kicker).
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