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Well I hope you are sitting comfortably. Now let me tell you a story about Poseidon and a very pretty, timid little girl Freya. Freya had always had a crush on Poseidon, throughout her menstrual cycle and everything. One day the bumped into each other in the garden of Zeus. Freya's heart was beating at an unbelievable pace, and she was so exhilarated by the sight of him. Throughout her life she had lacked confidence, and this moment was no different. Poseidon made the first move, telling her that the dress she was wearing would look better on his bedroom floor. Freya got a bit "horny" at this point, and asked him if he wanted to bite her peachy bottom. Poseidon being a ladies man, didn't reject this offer, and as Freya lifted up her dress, he took an almighty bite out of her bum. Freya started chanting "oh my god becky, look at her butt."
So this is why peaches are Poseidon's favorite food.
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What did the greek god Poseidon use as his weapon?
His Trident.
What are Poseidons symbols?
Poseidon -Greek god of Horses, Earthquakes, Storms and the Sea. His symbols are horses, sea foam, dolphins, and a trident.
What was Poseidons job?
Poseidon's job is god of the sea.
What was Poseidons strengths?
was the god of earthquakes lakes and the oceans and seas
What is the christians God's favourite food?
None. The Christian's God does not need to eat.
How do you get Poseidons adventure on pocket god?
By using the turtle god tO reflect damage, I think
What is the Christian favourite food?
None. The Christian's God does not need to eat.
Was the greek goddess Athena a spoiled brat?
She was the favourite child of the greek god Zeus who did spoil her and gave to her every thing she wanted.
What was zeus' favorite number?
Zeus favourite number was believed to be 33. Zeus was a Greek god.
Who is the Greek god of business?
Hermes. My favourite because he was also the god of theives... and travellers as well so he would be very hospitipal.
What are some nicknames for Poseidon?
some nick names for poseidon is neptune and poseidon is a greek god and neptune is a real roman god of the sea like poseidon and poseidons coulture is neptune but poseidon is much stronger and much heard from people then neptune is and poseidons planet is neptune and thats why its so cold
What is the greek god Cronus's favorite food?
chicken
