No
No.
If you mean ejaculating or masturbation, then there is no scientific proof that it does.
No you can not get a woman pregnant from ejaculation into the rectum.
Try sperming her sister to get closer to her
First of all with grammar like that you shouldn't be "sperming"
Walk in on your mom and dad's bedroom at 3am and tell your mom to spit.
No, touching yourself during a game does not result in a fast break.
I would think yes. If you are seriously thinking about killing yourself I suggest getting help very fast.
No you don't have to be fast you just have to have faith in yourself to beable to do it.
to do it yourself
fast enough to keep up with yourself