Hey man-
I've been a head for some time. I've passed many tests. The easiest thing to do is just stop using for 3-4 weeks (to be safe) before your test. For 99.9% of the population, after 30 days you'll be peeing clean.
I know that I have read (although I can't think of any of the sources to cite), that drinking alcohol WILL slow your bodies ability to process stored THC. If you think about it, it makes sense... when you drink alcohol, your body will convert it into simple sugars. It then will burn this new energy (or store it) instead of burning THC polluted fat cells you already have on your body. So if you spend a night drinking, yes you will urinate quite a bit, but you're not excreting toxins you have stored in your body.
I know it sucks. Believe me, I know, it sucks... big time. Bite the bullet, don't drink, don't smoke. Exercise for 1 - 2 weeks (LOTS of aerobics), and then the week before your drug test stop all exercising and start a high fat diet. Your body will be less likely to burn stored THC polluted fat cells. Drink LOTS of water before your test. The worst thing that can happen is you piss clear water into the cup and they call you back later for another test (which is just more time for you to get clean).
Another thing to look into... several drugs and diseases will actually cause false positives. So... if you lead the testing company to believe that you have one of these sicknesses, it might help cover your tracks... haha, then again it might just cause them to take a hair sample instead of a urine sample.
So that's a bunch of info... I'd say go for the exercising and high fat diet with a clean living lifestyle. A cool thing about running is that you might get a very serious "runner's high". If you burn enough calories, you can actually release enough stored THC to make you feel all kinds of baked. Its happened to me and is very pleasurable in the first few days of getting sober.
I know it's difficult but just think, as soon as you're hired you can roll up a fat chronic blunt.
Not all drug tests are the same, Most employment drug tests just screen for pot, coke and heroin, not alcohol. Some screen for everything.
most drug tests scren for drugs drugs, not including alcohol. to test for alcohol they need to get a special drug test and it will only show up if its been within 3 days.
vitamin called b100. you need to take a lot of them though. like 5 at once. it burns your fat cells. and drink lots of water.
You can help your kidneys to flush your system of alcohol by drinking lots of fluids that do not contain alcohol. Coffee is good.
Drinking alcohol does not help get weed out of your system any faster than drinking water does. Just drink a bunch of water and it will get it out fast.
Let's see...you're doing a 7-day cleanse to get toxins out of your system. Alcohol is toxic to every single cell in the body. Are we getting the drift?
Answer:Yes, because drinking alcohol kills brain cells, breaking down your immunity. Answer:Somewhat, as drinking high amounts of alcohol can effect and damage a number of organs. The kidneys and liver are among those effected, and both of these organs are meant to remove toxins from the body.
alcohol effects your immune system and your liver.
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There are no risks to drinking alcohol in moderation. However, the abuse of alcohol, especially over a period of years, can lead to brain damage, liver failure and damage the central nervous system.
The Central Nervous System
Temporarily slows actions of the nervous system.
Alcohol
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Drinking alcohol soon after surgery is discouraged because alcohol thins the blood (which is good for the heart and circulatory system) but increases the chances of bleeding.