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Why did the lizard cross the road?

Updated: 8/30/2023
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Funnymonkey

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13y ago

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Because there were no chickens yet.

Because it decided it was already extinct and had nothing to lose. Because it thought it could "take" the semi truck. So it could wait at the Bus Stop. Because it was a Christian Dinosaur, a "Krystosaur".

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Mikayla Hansell

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1y ago
ur 1 nto supposed to explain the joke and the real answer is below
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12y ago

To get to the Barking lot!

To get to the other side!

The chicken was on break!

To get to the hot dog stand!

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13y ago

The lizard crossed the road to see his flat mate.

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Peihan Yu

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3y ago

He wanted to a roar-some barber shop. He got his mane cut. Then he went to the store and bought something associated with lion. He said "to get do the other tide."

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12y ago

because it didn't

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14y ago

It was chasing the chicken!

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Mikayla Hansell

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1y ago

He didn't, there were no roads back then :)

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Gida Naser

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2y ago

TTo get

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