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Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl but she didn't tell me her credit was bad. So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb, we're living in the basement at her mom and dad's. No we can't get a loan for a respectable home just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If we'd gone to freecreditreport.com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

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1) They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why I am dressed like a pirate in this restaurant It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaw) I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts 2) Well I was shoppin' for a new car Which ones me? A cool convertible or a SUV Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked 'Cause now I'm drivin' off the lot in a used subcompact F-R-E-E- that spells free credit report.com baby Saw their ads on my TV Thought about goin' but was too lazy Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at F-R-E-E- that spells free credit report.com baby 3) Well I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn't tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb We're living in the basement at her Mom and Dad's Though we can't get a loan for a respectable home Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card If we'd gone to free creditreport.com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard 4) Check it out Gas prices blowing up sky high Ditched my used subcompact for a 2 wheel ride Now I'm rollin' eco friendly but I still look bad When the bike seller saw my credit they said that this was all they had I'm singing f to the r to the e to the e to the c to the r to the e d i t free to the report to the . to the com Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along it's easy F to the r to the e to the e …

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Well i was shopping for a new car which ones me

a cool convertable or an SUV

too bad i didnt know my credit was wack cause now im driving out the lot in a used sub compact

F R E E that spells free

credit report dot com baby

*offer applies with enrollment and tripple advantages

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Well I married my Dream Girl, I married my Dream Girl, but she didn't tell me her credit was bad, so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb, I'm living in the basement at her mom and her dad's, no she can't get a loan for a respectable home, because my girl defaulted on her old credit card, if she'd gone to free credit report.com, I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

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They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea Shoulda gone to freecreditreport.com I woulda seen it coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credits and send you email alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts

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The Guy's Name Is Eric Violette

Free Credit Report.com Pt.1 lyrics

Well, I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me?

A cool Convertible or an SUV?

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,

Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used Subcompact.

F-R-E-E that spells free,

Credit report dot com baby.

Saw their ads on my T.V.

Thought about going, but was too lazy.

Now instead of lookin' fly n rollin' phat,

My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my possy's gettin' laughed at.

F-R-E-E that spells free,

Credit report dot com baby.

Free Credit Report.com Pt.2 lyrics

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant

It's all because some hacker stole my identity

Now I'm in every evenin' serving chowder and ice tea

Should'a gone to free credit report dot com [yee haw]

I would'a seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts

So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in tshirts

Free Credit Report.com Pt.3 lyricsWell I married my dream girl

I married my dream girl

But she didn't tell me her credit was bad

So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb

We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's

No we can't get a loan

For a respectable home

Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit cards

If she'd gone to free credit report dot com

I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

Free Credit Report.com Pt. 4 lyricsCheck it out gas prices blowin' up sky high

Ditched my used sub-compact for a 2 wheel ride

Now I'm rolling eco-friendly, but I still look bad

When the bike store saw my credit

They said this is all they had

I'm singin'

F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E, D, I, T

RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM

Come on everybody grab your bikes and sing along

[Its easy]

F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E, D ,I ,T

RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM

Free Credit Report.com pt. 5 lyrics

When you're a rockstar,

you get to party hard

champaign and caviar

tricked out exotic cars

that's just how i thought it'd be

'cept the party's not for me

cuz some punk opened a credit card with my ID

[free what?] free credit report dot com

that's the site I'm gonna hit when i go home

they know how credit works

they send email alerts

now I'm findin' out how bad reality hurts

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I was shoppin' for a new car which ones me? a cool convertable or an SUV. too bad i didnt know my credit was whack couse now im drivin off the lot in a used sub compact, F-R-E-E that spells free, credit reports dot com baby, saw there adds on my T.V thought about going but was to lazy, so now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' flat, my legs are sticking to the vyle and my possies gettibg laughed at, F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report dot com baby,

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Here are the lyrics. (To the best of my knowledge)

A young man with ambition met an old man at the top

Asked him if he had a secret and the old man stopped and thought and said

FREE 'cause it's how it oughta be, my brotha

CREDIT 'cause you need a loan for one thing or another

SCORE 'cause they break it down to one simple number that you can use

DOT to take a break 'cause the name is kinda long

COM an honor of the internet that it's on

put it all together at the end of the song it gives you free credit score.com and I'm done

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